“…listening to a guy and getting a boner is not something that I’m used to…”
Butch from Oklahoma City
Ok, I don’t even want to talk about this shit, but I gotta share my first and probably only broner with someone. And who best to share it with other than callers to the 121 chatline. So I’m like chatting on the chatline the other night and this guy who’s on the girls side of the chatline sends me a nasty message and tells me he wants to suck my man-thing.
“What the fuck you asshole”, I thought and almost pressed the 6 key to block him from contacting me again, but I was too busy responding to all the chicks that were on the line. So this dufus keeps sending me erotic messages and I sorta listen to them and sorta don’t.
I didn’t think I was paying too much attention to him until I realized he seemed to be more interested in sucking my meat-stick than the gals I was chatting with were. So I casually sent him back a message and said that I wasn’t gay and that I didn’t want to go there.
Of course he responds and tells me that most of the guys that he blows are not gay. So I’m thinking, “what the fuck”, maybe this could be fun especially since I noticed that I was getting a fucking broner. Man I can hardly say that. I mean saying broner is better than saying you got a boner from talking with a guy.
Hey, me listening to a guy and getting a boner is not something that I’m used to, but what-the-hey, I was rock hard and wanted someone’s lips on my schlong and didn’t care at that point who’s fucking sucking lips were chomping on my hog.
Hey I won’t tell you what happened next, however this fucker could suck a dick like a slut in heat. I had a hard time getting up the nerve to actually meet this guy, but the suck was worth it. My broner got sucked like I’ve never been sucked before. Hey assholes, I’m not goin’ there again. Shit one time is enough and I’m still dealing with the guilt, (or not).
I mean I still get guys sending me messages when I’m on the chatline; however I just block these assholes from contacting me. I don’t know what happened that day I got the broner and met that dude. Shit, he was kinda girly anyway, so he didn’t even count as a fag experience. I like chicks and I’m sticking to my story!