Chatting on a Sex Hotline Outdoors

By Maria Padara
Posted April 8, 2019
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I like to talk dirty while I am on a sex hotline chatting outdoors

When it comes to sex, the risk of getting caught is a big turn on, isn’t it? The same happens when you’re chatting about sex with a hot stranger on your favorite phone sex line: the risk of being overheard by prying ears makes everything more exciting, right?

That’s why you may be tempted to fill some free time you have during the day with somedirty talk, for example when you’re on your way to work on the bus or subway or drinking a latte at your favorite coffee shop. However, you don’t really want to be caught while chatting about sex, right?

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Here are some tips to make your fantasy become reality:

  • Have a pair of headphones handy. This simple tool helps you minimize the risk that someone overhears the dirty words of your phone sex buddy. However, remember that your voice is still audible to others around you! To chat over the phone, you will need a good quality pair with a built-in mic, so your partner will still be able to hear you on the other end of the sex line.
  • Choose a crowded and moderately noisy place, like a popular coffee shop or restaurant, the subway station, the bus. If there are many people around, no one will notice you, and the background noise will avoid that curious people overhear your dirty words. You will still be able to hear clearly the voice of your partner thanks to your headphones, so your experience of phone sex will still be an enjoyable one.
  • Try to find a place where it’s not likely that you meet someone you know. It’s best to avoid the bar where all your coworkers go during their lunch break: they will probably interrupt your dirty talk, and maybe find out something they’re not supposed to know. Also, the restaurant where your parents usually go for dinner isn’t a good idea. Avoid making your sexy calls around friends who like to eavesdrop on everything, and nosy neighbors.
  • And let’s face it, folks that utilize these intense sex hotlines routinely get very good at experiencing all their sexual desires. For adult men this will most certainly enhance your satisfaction whenever you are “tenderizing the tube steak”, “wrestling with the one-eyed superhero”,” doing manual override” or even as numerous southern men like to refer to it as “seeding the carpet”.
  • Not to leave you chicks out, we know you are gladly “praising the orchid”, “parting your tender petals” or “polishing your little pink pearl”.

Don’t forget to tell your partner that you’re out and about during your steamy sex chat. The risk that some random stranger overhears your dirty conversations may be a big turn on for her, too!