Take a Visit to the Iceland Phallus Museum

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Haven’t you ever wondered about the history of the phallus? Well, it’s pretty simple really, cocks developed as a tool to fuck and now we’re obsessed with them. Phalluses show up everywhere in pop culture and throughout history, and Freud believed that everything goes back to the cock. Well now there is a Phallus museum in Iceland, which is officially called the The Icelandic Phallological Museum. You can take your date here from dirty phone chatting if you ever go on a vacation together and find out what this is all about.

This place is very educational and it might turn you on a little bit. Most of the things in the museum are articles from various sea mammals that have giant cocks. There are more than 200 penises here and you can learn all about different species and how they reproduce and why they need cocks that are so damn big or weird. The museum even has dicks from mythical creatures like Icelandic Elves and land trolls which are not really real but hey, a girl can dream I guess? The place was founded by a guy Sigurður Hjartarson who was once given a whip made out of a bull penis (Maybe they are just always kinky in Iceland?) and since he received that gift he was fascinated with all different kinds of cocks.

Of course the only cock questions you’ll be asking on the phone line for sex are circumcised or no, but here there are many other cock questions answered. One article online about the museum said that the 3 foot long dong belonging to a blue whale could have been used for a canoe oar!

While you won’t find a cock as big as that on dirty phone chatting, it’s the best way to start your search for the perfect one.