Abe Lincoln May Have Been a Slut, Get Laid in His Honor

Was Abraham Lincoln a slut? We may never know, but if he was, as many presidents have been, good for him. Most people would like to think he was. If you were the president, you would be banging everyone you could, and who would be more deserving than the 16th one. To change a nation the way he did deserves some loving recompense. Some historical researchers say he even had some good male friends and he may have even wrote a poem about a gay male relationship. What a kinky slut! You can meet a guy like this on our free trial phone chatline.

Honest Abe was ever the champion of diversity and equality and it’s also speculated that he may have had an affair with a bodyguard. Isn’t it kind of fun imagining him being carried off to bed by a big burly man? Whether or not he had such proclivities, as with any great day, getting laid in his honor is a great way to celebrate Presidents Day. Call up one of the hundreds of numbers to meet someone near you for some sexy president time, or to simply have phone sex with strangers. What a great opportunity to put on the top hat, grow your whiskers out, and do some oval office role play.

These are real people near you, not professional operators on the free trial phone chatline, so you may even get the chance to meet them in person to act out your fantasies. You too can be carried off to your bed by a big burly man or a big amazon lady. Abe’s not your flavor? Well there are 44 other presidents to choose from, even though the day is technically for either him or Washington. Have a sexy hot time this Presidents Day by calling our chatline!