Sex is the Exercise You Need

fucking on the phone

When it comes to sex there are plenty of reasons to like it. The first and foremost reason to do it is probably one that you have never even thought about before. If you look at a pornstar’s body you probably think that they spend a whole lot of time at the gym, but the truth is that a lot of them get their only workouts from having sex, and that keeps them in amazing shape. Now the science is in and it says that fucking is great exercise and it can help you in a lot more ways than other exercise could. So, if you ever actually needed a good reason to get to fucking on the phone, we have even more data that will pull you in that direction!

First of all, fucking burns 3.6 calories per minute which is more than a nice walk around the block. So all of that fucking you are doing could help you shed some pounds. Getting moving is important in life and it doesn’t really matter how you do it, it only matters that you do it in the first place. Second, fucking has been shown to lower cortisol levels which makes you happier and healthier. If you haven’t felt stress relief after a good fuck then I don’t know what’s going to help you. You may be too far gone on the stressed out scale, or you just need to fuck even more. Another study showed that fucking can increase your immune system so you will spend less days sick and out of work.

Fucking on the phone is your ticket to good health and happiness, so why haven’t you picked up the phone yet? We have numbers for pretty much every local area in the US and Canada so find yours, dial the number and get to fucking. You’ll be glad you did and so will the person you end up talking to!