Ancient Sex Myths

When you read these sex myths from history past, you will probably laugh yourself silly. Prep yourself for a hot phone call by checking these out!

1. One Ancient Roman doctor thought that erections were caused by farting. Imagine passing wind and getting a boner! How silly. Of course there are certainly people who have a fetish for such a smelly occurrence, but besides that, they don’t have much to do with your cock getting erect.
2. In Morocco, for some there, it was a tradition to throw an egg at your pregnant wife to wish her good luck in birth. It is a messy way to say something that could easily be said with words.
3. Some in Jamaica used to believe that if you wanted your man to be faithful to you, you didn’t have to do anything special. Just put a bit of your menstrual blood into their food, you know, totally normal things to do to your hubs or boyfriend.
4. Etiquette advice mavens in the late 1800s said that if a woman masturbated her boobs would not grow to a perfect size (they would be too small) and any progeny that she tried to put out would be deformed. Luckily this one is definitely not true so masturbate all you want.
5. In Ancient Greece there was an odd food that was said to increase your virility. It had to do with the fact that Aphrodite was the goddess of sex and a sparrow was kind of her sacred spirit animal. So, Ancient Grecians who wanted to get better in bed would often eat sparrow brains in order to make their sex lives better.
6. Finally, the Ancient Egyptians believed that you could fuck even in the after life if you wanted to. That’s something we should all believe in. Now get on a hot phone call ASAP.