Keeping Your Phone Sex Dates When Grandma is Visiting
Oh, to be living with family, again, and trying to be sneaky while enjoying a bit of pleasurable alone time. Going home for the holidays is fun, or having family visit you in your own home is even more exciting so they can see how far you’ve come! But how do you get away with polishing your candlestick when the house is constantly bustling with activity, and everyone is staying for a week to enjoy the holidays and good company?
There are a few ways to get around this little snag while still talking to your favorite chatline partners and making some gravy behind closed doors. This main thing to remember, though, is to make the time and scope out your location before you make the call, so you avoid any awkward situations when grandma forgets where the bathroom is located!
If you have everyone over to visit and people are staying in your guest bedroom and a random phone call may be unusual, it may be easier to lie by omission and say you have to make a couple calls over the holidays to someone outside of the US who doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. With a large number of sexy dates located internationally, this doesn’t need to be a lie, you just don’t need to tell your family who you are calling or the purpose of the call. Simply letting them know you have an important, private call that you need to step away for will be enough to allow you to lock yourself in your bedroom and enjoy the moment, as long as you don’t get too loud!
If you are visiting family out of town, you can use the same excuse, or you can avoid this situation by getting a hotel room. With chatlines open 24/7, you can always enjoy a midnight chat or an early morning surprise so you can start or end the day on a sexy note. If you can’t get a hotel, then let your family know that you enjoy watching TV or videos before bed, then turn the volume up just enough to hide that you’re on the phone. This will also help mask any accidental noise that arise from the sounds of your pleasure and excitement.
As a last resort, if you can’t find a way to step away and enjoy an intimate phone chat to better enjoy your time, try sexting with the hottest people online and enjoy the thrill of getting nudes or provocative messages while stuffing yourself with turkey and green bean casserole. Just make sure mom doesn’t catch a glimpse of any melons or fingers while you check your texts at the dinner table! If she does happen to catch a glimpse, either be prepared to answer questions about your “special friend” or avoid eye contact until it’s time to leave!
Just because you’re visiting family, that doesn’t mean you have to give up the base pleasures in your life. Find ways to enjoy your pleasures and phone calls while experiencing the thrill of not getting caught! You’ve got this!