How to Prepare Your Space Before Phone Sex
You’ve been chatting up a sexy woman for a few days and she’s wonderful. You think that you’re finally really to give her the sex she’s been begging you for, and you can’t wait to pick up that phone sex chatline. Are you really ready, though? You’ll need more than just some tissues to make this experience perfect and erotic and everything you want, without any awkward moment during or after. Lucky for you, we’re here to help you prepare!
For starters, have a clean area to avoid distractions. Nothing is less sexy than hearing someone fidget with toys or pens or papers in the background while you’re talking to them. No matter where you choose to be, make sure your area is free from distraction and avoid any clutter. You don’t want that vigorous hand motion to cause an avalanche of papers and kill the mood!
Have cleaning supplies like baby wipes, tissues, or paper towels on hand. Sex is messy, and you’ll want to clean up afterward! Make sure you have the supplies that you prefer nearby, and maybe even a trashcan on hand for disposal.
Gather any toys you think you might want to use so you don’t have to get up. Trying to search through your stuff while you’re hard or wet is an immediate mood killer. Whether you prefer a pocket masterbater, a dildo, a blow-up doll, or vibrating stimulators for added pleasure, make sure they are within arm’s reach, so you don’t have to search for them later. And don’t forget the lube!
Set the mood by adjusting the lights or lighting candles. This may sound silly, but a little mood lighting or music can take the experience from good to great. Play some quiet, sexy music in the background. Lower the brightness of the lights, if you’re able, or throw a scarf over a lamp for some colorful mood lighting. Treat yourself to some romance so you’re completely immersed in the pleasure and passion you’re about to experience!
Lock the door and make sure the curtains are drawn to avoid any embarrassing situations. Nobody wants a friend, roommate, or family member walking in while in the throws of passionate self-pleasure. That’s one of the most embarrassing situations on the planet, and avoiding the situation altogether is the better option. Lock the door and close the blinds. You’ll thank yourself later.
Decide what you want and how you want it. Are you a missionary person? Or maybe you prefer putting your partner on the dresser and pounding them that way? Indecisiveness is not sexy, so take a moment to think about what you’re going to do and how you’re going to do it so you don’t get stuck later!
Most of this seems like it should be common sense, but a lot of people forget at least one or two things. That doesn’t mean the whole experience is ruined, but it may be a bit awkward for a minute or two and saving yourself from an awkward situation is always worth a little bit of extra preparation. Happy chatting!