Celebs Prove You Can Be Paunchy and Get Laid

By Maria Padara
Posted April 23, 2017
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get laid like a fat rock star on the sex phone dating line

When a guy doesn’t have the perfect body, he might be a bit self-conscious about getting on our sex phone date line and talking to a girl. However, it should be known that there are plenty of celebrity couples that prove that a lot of women actually like a guy with a little extra to hold on to. These are people you know and love and they are living examples that everyone deserves what they want – and they can get it!

Of course, the ones who get the wildest sex are the rock stars who have their young groupies do anything they want. If they want their fans to line up and take turns giving the band blow jobs, they get their wishes full-filled. But the thing is that virtual rock star chat is safer and you don’t pick-up any STD’s.

First up is music mogul Cee Lo Green and his lovely wife Shani James. Sure, they probably didn’t meet on a sexy line chat, but Cee Lo is a big guy who has written some hit songs like “Forget You.” Shani is a beautiful woman with a killer body and the couple was secretly together for a while before Cee Lo popped the big question and now they’ve been married for a bit. They are a good looking couple together and Shani loves Cee Lo not in spite of, but because of his nice big belly!

Fuck Like a Rock Star

Ok when we are talking about matching the fucking habits of the average rock star or celebrity, we are mainly talking about virtual sex. Hey, don’t get disappointed because for the average girl or guy virtual sex will be a whole lot better. Once you get into the habit of having sex in your mind while you listen to some slutty phone sex mama describe how’s she’d suck every drop out of you, you’ll never go back to physical in person sex again. Like they say, “Once you try ‘chat’, you’ll never go back”, because you’ll be fucking like a rock star.

  • Another great celebrity couple with a bigger guy is James Corden and his wife Julia Carey. James is the guy who made carpool karaoke a thing, with his talk show where he would go to pick up random celebrities in his car and then sing all of their tunes with them. He has a bit extra to love and his wife loves it.
  • Another guy is Seth Rogan. He is always gaining or losing weight for a film role, but he seems to be most comfortable being a little on the larger side. His wife adores him and that is part of it!

So, if you’re a bit on the bigger side, don’t despair because women actually think that is attractive for a wide variety of reasons. Try the sex phone dating line to make it all work.